Wednesday, May 02, 2012

The Avengers


STORYLINE:

Nick Fury is director of S.H.I.E.L.D, an international peace keeping agency. The agency is a who's who of Marvel Super Heroes, with Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Captain America, Hawkeye and Black Widow. When global security is threatened by Loki and his cohorts, Nick Fury and his team will need all their powers to save the world from disaster.


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[at San Diego Comic-Convention]
Nick Fury: [narrating] And there came a day, a day unlike any other... when Earth's mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat... to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand... on that day, The Avengers were born.
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Nick Fury: You think you're the only hero in the world?
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Nick Fury: Gentlemen, you're up!
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Tony Stark: [to Thor] No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.
[Referencing their recent battle]
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Nick Fury: [to Thor] What are you prepared to do?
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Nick Fury: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could...
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Agent Phil Coulson: What do we do?
Nick Fury: We get ready.
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Loki: In the end, it will be every man for himself...
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Tony Stark: [to Loki] There is no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top! Maybe your army will come, maybe it's too much for us, but it's all on you! Becase if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
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[from trailer]
Tony Stark: Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster.
Bruce Banner: Thanks.
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Bruce Banner: Don't make him angry...
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Steve Rogers: Is everything a joke to you?
Tony Stark: Funny things are!
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Thor: You have no idea who you are dealing with!
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Nick Fury: The world has changed...
Steve Rogers: At this point I doubt anything would surprise me.
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Nick Fury: I still believe in heroes.
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Loki: You were made to be ruled.
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Thor: Loki is beyond reason, but he's my brother! What are you asking me to do?
Nick Fury: I'm asking you to join us.
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Natasha Romanoff: [to Hawkeye] This is nothing we were ever trained for...
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Loki: [on Iron Man] How desperate are you that you would call upon such lost creatures to defend you?
Nick Fury: You've made me VERY desperate.
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Tony Stark: [calling the Avengers] Guys, I'm bringing the party to you!
[the Leviathan breaks out of a building after Iron Man]
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Tony Stark: No offence, but I don't play well with others.
Steve Rogers: Big man, in a suit of armour... take that away, what are you?
Tony Stark: Uh... genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist...
[Thor laughs]
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Agent Phil Coulson: [to Hill] I think we need to time-out.
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Nick Fury: It's called the Avengers Initiative.
Tony Stark: I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it... volatile, self-centred, and I don't play well with others.
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Natasha Romanoff: Doctor, we need you to come in.
Bruce Banner: What if I... say no?
[soldiers surround Banner's cabin]
Natasha Romanoff: I'll persuade you.
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Bruce Banner: We're not a team. We're a time-bomb!
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Clint Barton: I got him!
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Maria Hill: You put those people together, you can't expect what's going to happen...
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Nick Fury: [to Loki] You threatened my world with war. You might not be glad that you did...
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Tony Stark: He was an idiot!
Steve Rogers: He was doing his job!
Tony Stark: For taking Loki alone, he was out of his league!
Steve Rogers: Is this the first time you've lost a soldier?
Tony Stark: We are not soldiers! I am not marching in Fury's fight!
Steve Rogers: Neither am I! He's got the same blood on his hands as Loki. Right now we've got to put that aside and get this done.
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Steve Rogers: Falling in line's not really my style.
Steve Rogers: You're all about style, aren't you?
Thor: You people are so petty, and tiny.
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Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves. Earth's mightiest heroes, that type of thing.
Loki: Yeah, I've met them.
Tony Stark: [chuckles] Okay, we're sure to get traction on that one...
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Natasha Romanoff: [on the phone, tied to a chair] Give me a minute...
[starts beating up people]
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Tony Stark: Let's do a headcount: Your brother, the demigod; a super-soldier, a living legend who actually lives up to the legend; a man with breathtaking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins; and you've managed to piss off every single one of us.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan.
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Tony Stark: When they come, and they WILL come, they'll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off...
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Thor: You people are so petty... and tiny.
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Loki: Ah, the super soldier of the great war.
Steve Rogers: Trust me, it wasn't that great.
Loki: Mine will be.
[attacks Captain America]
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Steve Rogers: Hulk? Smash!
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[from trailer]
Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!
Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!
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Thor: He's my brother
Natasha Romanoff: He killed 80 people in 2 days
Thor: ...He's adopted
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Loki: [Hulk and Loki fighting. Everything stops] I am a God! I am not going to be bullied by a...
[Hulk grabs him by the legs and throws him around]
Loki: [Loki is stunned by what happened and cannot get back up]
The Hulk: [Hulk strutting away] Puny God.
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Steve Rogers: Doc... I think now is the perfect time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner: That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry.
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Steve Rogers: Hulk, smash!
[Hulk grins and attacks the enemies]
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Thor: Listen well, brother -
[Iron Man flies pass them both and snatches Thor]
Loki: [Leans close to where Thor was] I'm listening.
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Tony Stark: No hard feelings, Point Break. You got a mean swing.
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Steve Rogers: Thor, what's his play?
Thor: He has an army, called the Chitauri. They're not of Asgard or any world known. He means to lead them against your people. They will win him the Earth. In return, I suspect, for the Tesseract.
Steve Rogers: An army. From outer space.
Bruce Banner: So he's building another portal. That's what he needs Erik Selvig for.
Thor: Selvig?
Bruce Banner: He's an astrophysicist.
Thor: He's a friend.
Natasha Romanoff: Loki has them under some kind of spell. Along with one of ours.
Steve Rogers: I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here.
Bruce Banner: I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.
Thor: I care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard. And he is my brother.
Natasha Romanoff: He killed eighty people in two days.
Thor: He's adopted.
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Pepper Potts: Levels are holding steady... I think.
Tony Stark: Of course they are, I was directly involved. Which brings me to my next question: how does it feel to be a genius?
Pepper Potts: Well, ha, I really wouldn't know now, would I?
Tony Stark: What do you mean? All this, came from you.
Pepper Potts: No. All this, came from that.
[Points to the energy in his chest plate]
Tony Stark: Give yourself some credit, please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself... twelve percent of the credit.
Pepper Potts: Twelve percent?
Tony Stark: An argument can be made for fifteen.
Pepper Potts: Twelve percent for my baby?
Tony Stark: Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things. And sorry, but the security snafu? That was on you.
Pepper Potts: Oooooh.
Tony Stark: My private elevator.
Pepper Potts: You mean our elevator?
Tony Stark: Was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later, aren't I?
Pepper Potts: Not gonna be that subtle.
Tony Stark: I'll tell you what. Next building's gonna say 'Potts' on the tower.
Pepper Potts: On the lease.
Tony Stark: ...Call your mom, can you bunk over?
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Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message.
Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
Tony Stark: Then leave it urgent.
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Thor: You listen to me -
[Iron Man comes out of nowhere and suddenly tackles him, the two disappearing in the woods and leaving Loki on the cliff]
Loki: [not even surprised] I am listening.
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Loki: Your ledger is dripping, its gushing red, and you think saving a man no less virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer- pathetic. You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors; but they are a part of you, and they will never go away.
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Loki: [Hulk and Loki fighting. Everything stops] I am a God! I am not going to be bullied by a...
The Hulk: [Hulk grabs him by the legs and throws him around] Puny God!
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Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. "Earth's Mighiest Heroes" type thing.
Loki: Yes, I've met them.
Tony Stark: Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one but, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and *you*, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
Loki: That was the plan.
Tony Stark: Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you.
Loki: I have an army.
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
Loki: I thought the beast had wandered off.
Tony Stark: You're missing the point. There's no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it.
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Loki: [Hulk throws Loki through a window into the Stark Tower penthouse] ENOUGH! You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a god you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by...
The Hulk: [Hulk grabs Loki by the legs and smashes him against the floor repeatedly] Puny god.
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Pepper Potts: Phil, how are you?
Tony Stark: Phil? His first name is Agent.
 
The Avengers Trailer


4 comments:

Kol Me Empi said...

Di ko pa ito napanood kaya wag mo akong................... LOL

iamjessiegarcia said...

hahaha... ang adik lang... bilisan mo na... i had fun watching this movie ^^

Mitch said...

Ako din, pathetic. Not yet. Hay.. Buti nung nakaraan, sa 5 pinalabas si Iron Man. First time ko din yun napanuod! hahaha

iamjessiegarcia said...

naku better watch it na... ^^

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